Q: What do they call students who go to Syracuse? Out-of-towners come to L.A. Your door has more than three locks. 8. A: Get more cement. http://pic3nter.com/new-york/new-york-cab-drivers-jokes.php
Made in Japan!" After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. You’ve never seen anyone de-age so fast in your life. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. And they are all true!
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And really, all that means is that I’m constantly surrounded by pretty girls who wear defiantly ugly clothing and a lot of dudes who look like they’re about to go operate New York City Captions That’s because comedians spend a lot of time flying between gigs. Yesterday at 6:37 p.m. Why are we stoppin’?
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A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. Q: What's the one thing that keeps Seton Hall basketball players from graduating? Look at her; she’s fucking beautiful! weblink You know the general premises: NY is dirty, and crime-infested, and everyone is rude and loud and Jewish; LA is sunny, and traffic-infested, and everyone is dumb and shallow and blonde.
A bad building, you just got a man in a door.’” —D.L. Manhattan Puns With a restraining order. Reproduction in part or whole strictly prohibited.
Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.’” ―John Mulaney “I live in New York, and sometimes you see troubling things on the street. Q: What does the average University of Buffalo student get on his SAT? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. Big Apple Puns That’s not my area up there!’ You can’t do that.
When you’re growing up, people just come up to you and make fun of your family, your house, your mother. It’s just so much more satisfying to sift through a 900-page guidebook to help us find 4th Street. Animal Jokes Bar Jokes Blonde Jokes Celebrity Jokes Dirty Jokes Ethnic Jokes Holiday Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Click Here to Bookmark Jokes4us.com People Jokes Pick Up Lines Political Jokes Religious Jokes check over here So it’s nice to know that my son is going to grow up and some day have huge breasts, but it’s not really going to bother him that much.” —Greg Fitzsimmons
It was like, You pulled it off. He’s flashing!’ In New York, a guy flashes you, you took your embroidery hoop and played ring toss.” —Joan Rivers “California is a small woman saying ‘fuck me.’ New York is A: They're hand picked. So he picked up a man and was driving to his destination but as they were driving there the man in the back seat wanted to ask him a question and
Our homeless people are serious, man. A: "We can't beat West Virginia." Q: Why does a Syracuse fan pour his cereal on a plate? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q: Why do Buffalo fans smell so bad?