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permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]i-opener 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago(0 children)Whoa! Driving Captions For Instagram Furthermore, by far the largest amount of all car accidents involve non-drunk drivers. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. It's Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints.

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They created women's sports because women couldn't compete in professional male leagues. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]erie21594 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago(0 children)Omg I remember that! Think again, fucker. Suggested By: josephbloseph, Photo Credit: JalopnikThe old "What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

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