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He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]icbinbuddha 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago(5 children)YOU JUST SPOKE TO ME IN A SEXUALLY HARASSING MANNER! Clubbing Caveman Booty Call... permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]Crazynaro 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago(0 children)My guess was because the bad ones get into car crashes and die.

It was a piece of junk. They are just the best players to be found and happen to be male. They alternate sides every few seconds. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]Flamecat42 14 points15 points16 points 10 months ago(4 children)What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? find more info

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That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?" "Where are you?" Bat Jock Booty Call... Just fuck you.

When he reached the Stop sign he slowed down but did not actually come to a halt, whereupon a police officer pulled Rodney's car over.'What difference does it make' said Rodney, What else? Broom Classic Booty Call... Safe Driving Quotes Busy Classic Booty Call...

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permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]i-opener 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago(0 children)Whoa! Driving Captions For Instagram Furthermore, by far the largest amount of all car accidents involve non-drunk drivers. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. It's Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints.

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permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]PM_ME_YOUR_SEXY_HIPS 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago(0 children)Check your privilege bro!! A friend of Dave? Driving One Liners permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]FlaccidArmpit 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago(1 child)TRIGGERED permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]NoPantsMcGhee 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago(0 children)This isn't triggered, lol. Funny Driving Advice Hot Cereal Killer Chad Daniels: Genetic Advancements Chad Daniels: The 12 Apostrophes Chairman of the Board Charging Elephant Charlie Grandy: Hepatitis C Cheating Chef Clown Chelsea Handler: Alcoholics Anonymous Chelsea Handler:

permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]CraigMack78 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago(0 children)Anyone else think the title was the punchline before clicking on it ? Men kill on the road. men can be better at cooking because cooking doesn't rely on reflexes, size or strength. Fresh Air Geek Booty Call... Funny New Driver Quotes

They created women's sports because women couldn't compete in professional male leagues. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]erie21594 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago(0 children)Omg I remember that! Think again, fucker. Suggested By: josephbloseph, Photo Credit: JalopnikThe old "What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

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I’m Sorry, but that’s because I was racing another car and lost track of the speed.”AdvertisementSince he did not see any car besides that, the cop asks – “Sir, have you

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permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]ermelin 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago(0 children)Or should I had said "at everything" lol. We are more likely to be courteous and let pedestrian cross on a turn instead of run them over. Ground Control Astronaut Booty Call... Funny Car Puns Internet Geek Booty Call...

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